Dear America

I have come to the realization that I need your help in a problem of utmost importance. I, a lover of this great country, have found myself in quite a pickle! Because of this fearful economy, my company has refused to give raises this year. and I need you all to stop being afraid that the economy will eat you alive and start working hard and start spending more money, w/o using credit! I know I know, everybody uses credit cards, but seriously, they're bad! Friends don't let friends use credit cards!

You see once you start spending all your extra cash, all the fancy high paid economists and stock traders will all start thinking the whole economy thing is fixed. And you see when they see that, my company will start to think that as well! and you see once they see that, I'll get my deserved promotion and raise!!!

Now you say, "c'mon are you serious dude?" yes! Being the warm blooded American that I am, I want to show my support for this country. And the best way I can think to do this, is to buy a good ol' classic American car brought back to life. And that car is the 2010 Camaro RS/SS with a manual transmission in Auqa blue. But I can't do that until I get a promotion as my current balance sheet won't allow me to pay for such a beautiful example of a performance car. Now, don't get me wrong, wanting a car so badly is awfully consumerist, and I realize this, but I'm only trying to support the economy!!! Don't you want me to support the economy? I know you do, and you should want to support the economy too!


P.S. If you would rather, I'm also accepting shameless donations!